Here's a toe-tapping, country-ish number for y'all.

This song is about female bartenders. Not all female bartenders -- I have some friends who are female bartenders, and it's not about them. This is about the ones who like to use their feminine wiles to increase their tips or sell more drinks to their male customers. And you know what? Hey, it works. I know I'm not the only guy who's been known to order an extra shot or two in the hopes of getting a nice smile from the pretty lady behind the bar. For the sake of this song, though, I'm going to pretend it doesn't work. ;)

I wrote this song while I was down in South Carolina, spending a lot of time (and beer-money) in a little joint called Longbeard's. So if it has a little southern, country-influenced sound, that's why.

• Eddy Boston - Miss Bartender